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The Teardown

Send me your URL. I will show you where you are losing leads.

In short

The Teardown is a $197 review of one website that finds the specific places visitors are leaving without becoming leads. You send one URL and answer six short fields about your business. Three business days later you get back a ranked list of what is costing you leads, most expensive problem first, with the fix for each one written out. Every Teardown is built against your live site and your named competitors, then edited personally by Brice Horrigan before it is sent, so you are not receiving the output of a scanner. There is no call, no discovery meeting, and no proposal attached to the back of it. One price, $197, and the findings are yours whether you ever hire anyone or not.

$197 fixed · three business days · no call required · reviewed by a person before it sends

One product. One price.

THE TEARDOWN

One website, read the way a first time visitor reads it and the way search engines and AI assistants read it. Every place you are losing leads, ranked by what it is costing you, with the fix for each one written out. Specific to your URL, your niche, your competitors. $197 flat, three business days, no call required.

The Teardown
$197
One time
+Five surfaces scored 0 to 100
+AIO, AEO, GEO, SEA, SEO assessed
+Operator Visibility Score
+The one constraint named directly
+Tactical findings: headings, schema, FAQ gaps
+Five-step removal sequence
+Monthly revenue impact estimate
+Force Multiplier standard mapped
+Reviewed personally by Brice before it is sent
+Delivered in three business days. No call required.
GET MY TEARDOWN

Proof

We don't just diagnose. We rebuild.

A real NOiC engagement. Cash-based PT clinic in East Texas. Load time, mobile score, SEO score, all moved measurably. Structured data, schema, headers, internal linking all rebuilt for AI and search indexability.

The Work

Before NOiC. After NOiC.

Physio+, a cash-based physical therapy clinic in Lindale, TX. From not findable on Google to #1 for their core services. Revenue tripled. Load time cut by 5x. The same result is available to any operator who wants it built right.

Load Time4.8s0.9s5x faster
Mobile Score6198+37 pts
SEO Score54100+46 pts
🔒physioplus-desk-noic.netlify.app
After NOiC
Physio+ site before NOiC rebuild
Physio+ rebuilt by NOiC: hero with subscription tiers and direct access copyPhysio+ rebuilt by NOiC: $99 audit CTA, Google review aggregator, and interactive spine illustration
What this is not

A generic checklist. A template that applies to every business. Advice you could find by searching for 20 minutes. The Teardown is built from your actual URL, your actual competitors, and your revenue situation. One constraint. One sequence. Nothing else.

Why this exists

Traffic is not the problem you think it is.

The people who buy this all describe the same thing. The site gets visitors. The phone does not ring, the form does not fire, and the calendar stays empty. So they buy more traffic, which makes the number at the top go up and the number that matters stay flat. A website not converting is almost never a volume problem. It is a specific break on a specific page, and until somebody names which one, every month of spend runs through the same hole.

What you get

A ranked list of what is costing you leads, most expensive first, with the fix for each one. Not a 40 page report dump you will never open twice.

  • The single biggest reason visitors are not converting, named directly, with the evidence pulled off your own pages.
  • Every break on the path from landing on a page to contacting you, ranked by how many leads it is costing you.
  • The specific fix for each item, written against your pages, not general advice you could have read anywhere.
  • What your closest competitors do on those same pages that you do not.
  • What to ignore. Most of what a free scanner flags has no measurable effect on leads, and chasing all of it is how a month disappears.

What it costs and how fast

$197. That is the entire price: no second invoice, no upsell buried inside the deliverable, no proposal stapled to the back. Three business days from the time you submit your URL. No call at any point, which is the part most people ask about first. You do not book a slot, you do not sit through a discovery meeting, and nothing is pitched at you before you get what you paid for. If you want to talk once you have read the findings, ask. Nothing is withheld until you do.

What I actually look at

Your site gets read twice. Once the way a first time visitor reads it, once the way a search engine and an AI assistant read it.

  • Your homepage and your highest value pages, read cold, by someone who has never heard of your business.
  • Whether the first screen says what you do, who it is for, and what to do next. A surprising number of sites fail here and nowhere else.
  • Every step between interested and contacted you: form length, whether the phone number is tappable, button placement, what the page does on a phone, how long it takes to load.
  • Whether search engines and AI assistants can read your pages at all, and whether they name you when someone asks for what you sell.
  • What your named competitors put on those pages that you do not, and which of those gaps is actually worth closing.

Who this is for

One situation: you are not getting leads from your website, and you already have people landing on it.

  • You have visitors and close to zero calls, forms, or booked work coming out of them.
  • The site has been live at least six months, so there is real behavior to read.
  • You own the decision. You can act on the findings, or hand them to whoever can.
  • Owner operated businesses, clinics, agencies, and service companies where a single new customer is worth more than $197.

Who this is not for

  • You have no traffic yet. There is nothing to tear down. Solve that first, or the findings will just tell you what you already know.
  • You want the work done rather than the findings. That is a different engagement.
  • You want to be told the site is fine. If it is not, the findings will say so plainly.
  • You are shopping for the cheapest report. Free scanners exist and they are worth what they cost.

What happens after

Three doors, and none of them are required. Fix it yourself, because everything is ranked and written to be executed without me. Hand it to your developer or your current agency, because it is written so they can act on it without a translation layer. Or, if the findings show the constraint sits upstream of the website, in your offer, your pricing, or how the business actually runs, the next step up is The Operator Diagnostic at $1,497.

Common questions

How do I know if my website is the problem?
Compare two numbers. How many people land on the site each month, and how many of them actually contact you. If the first number is healthy and the second one is close to zero, the site is the problem, not the traffic. Buying more visitors will not fix that, it just raises what you pay per lead. The Teardown names the specific thing stopping them, on your pages, with the evidence attached.
Do I have to get on a call?
No. There is no call at any point. You submit your URL and six fields, and the findings come back by email in three business days. You do not book a slot, you do not sit through a discovery meeting, and nothing is pitched at you before you get what you paid for. If you want to talk after you have read it, you can ask, but nothing is held back until you do.
Is this different from a free SEO audit tool?
Yes, in what it measures. A free scanner grades your page against a checklist: meta tags, heading order, image alt text, a load score. It cannot tell you that your contact form asks for nine fields, that your phone number is an image instead of a link, or that your homepage never plainly says what you sell. It also cannot rank anything by what it is costing you, because it knows nothing about your business. The Teardown is built against your live site and your named competitors, then edited personally before it is sent, so what reaches you is the short list that matters instead of everything a crawler could flag.
How fast do I get it?
Three business days from the time you submit your URL. It is not instant, and that is deliberate. Every Teardown is read and edited by a person before it goes out. Instant means automated, and automated is the thing you can already get for free.
Can I not just find all of this free online?
Most of it, yes, in pieces. The information is free. The ranking is not. You can spend a weekend reading about page speed, form design, and structured data and still not know which of the eleven things you found is the one costing you leads this month. What $197 buys is the order to fix them in, decided by someone who looked at your actual pages instead of at a checklist.
What do I need to send you?
One URL and six required fields: your name, email, business name, the site address, your industry, and a monthly revenue range. That takes about two minutes. After that there are optional fields that sharpen the findings considerably: your closest competitors, how many leads search sends you today, what you have already tried, and where you think the problem is. Fill those in. They are what turns a general review into a specific one.

Run a clinic? Start with how this works for clinics. Run an agency? Start with how this works for agencies. Want to understand the break before you buy anything? Read website traffic but no leads.